Yaoi
Posted by A. T. on Thursday, September 10, 2009
Under: theretard5892
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By theretard5892
Chapter Fourteen: Yaoi
Alright, let's get one thing straight- Mird does not like yaoi. But she has decided to make this into a respectable chapter instead of a rant. She has also decided to stop talking in third person (which you learned about in the previous chapter, darling readers).
Here are her reasons:
There is no evidence that any of the characters in FMA are gay, except maybe Envy. In fact, there is overwhelming evidence that they are NOT gay. For example, both Roy and Havoc have had multiple girlfriends, and, for god's sake, Hughes is MARRIED. He has a wife and a daughter! Honestly. How does that seem gay to you?
Don't misunderstand me, though. I have nothing against gay people. Gay rights= Yes. I'm just against people who write yaoi/yaoi implied pairings involving characters that aren't gay. If you want to write yaoi fanfiction, write it for a yaoi series. They do exist, you know. I've never READ any, but I've seen them.
I've written my fair share of parodies poking fun at yaoi fans. I stereotype them as completely illiterate, but I DO understand that the illiteracy gene has been spread evenly between yaoi-fans and yaoi-haters, so it remains only a stereotype.
Since the yaoi pairings are all illogical, I think that they need to be INCREDIBLE to be put on this site. Any less, and it's just pollution. Again, don't misunderstand me- I'm not saying that I like yaoi. So please don't send me a bunch of RoyEd stuff and expect me to read it or something. I'm just saying, if it's well written, let the oddballs who like yaoi read it. I actually read RoyEd once (ONLY once- I was curious) and it was actually very well-written.
So, although my opinion honestly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, only well-written yaoi/yaoi-implied pairings are allowed to be posted. End of discussion. If your yaoi fic sucks (I refuse to be the judge of that) then delete it and end pollution. RoyEd, Elricest, Edvy and HughesEd fics are like ants- they're overpopulating the lovely land of FFnet.
In closing, this chapter was highly uninformative and I apologize for wasting a few seconds of your life. Suck it up, bitches. Go eat some chocolate or something.
Bye for now!
-theretard5892
By theretard5892
Chapter Fourteen: Yaoi
Alright, let's get one thing straight- Mird does not like yaoi. But she has decided to make this into a respectable chapter instead of a rant. She has also decided to stop talking in third person (which you learned about in the previous chapter, darling readers).
Here are her reasons:
There is no evidence that any of the characters in FMA are gay, except maybe Envy. In fact, there is overwhelming evidence that they are NOT gay. For example, both Roy and Havoc have had multiple girlfriends, and, for god's sake, Hughes is MARRIED. He has a wife and a daughter! Honestly. How does that seem gay to you?
Don't misunderstand me, though. I have nothing against gay people. Gay rights= Yes. I'm just against people who write yaoi/yaoi implied pairings involving characters that aren't gay. If you want to write yaoi fanfiction, write it for a yaoi series. They do exist, you know. I've never READ any, but I've seen them.
I've written my fair share of parodies poking fun at yaoi fans. I stereotype them as completely illiterate, but I DO understand that the illiteracy gene has been spread evenly between yaoi-fans and yaoi-haters, so it remains only a stereotype.
Since the yaoi pairings are all illogical, I think that they need to be INCREDIBLE to be put on this site. Any less, and it's just pollution. Again, don't misunderstand me- I'm not saying that I like yaoi. So please don't send me a bunch of RoyEd stuff and expect me to read it or something. I'm just saying, if it's well written, let the oddballs who like yaoi read it. I actually read RoyEd once (ONLY once- I was curious) and it was actually very well-written.
So, although my opinion honestly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, only well-written yaoi/yaoi-implied pairings are allowed to be posted. End of discussion. If your yaoi fic sucks (I refuse to be the judge of that) then delete it and end pollution. RoyEd, Elricest, Edvy and HughesEd fics are like ants- they're overpopulating the lovely land of FFnet.
In closing, this chapter was highly uninformative and I apologize for wasting a few seconds of your life. Suck it up, bitches. Go eat some chocolate or something.
Bye for now!
-theretard5892
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