Homophones
September 10, 2009
how 2 rite gud fanfikshun
By theretard5892
Chapter Eight: Homophones
You guys are all idiots.
All of you.
If you can skip this chapter because you already know it, then you aren't an idiot. But, still review, okay? Thanks.
We'll start off with the most irritating one: Their, there, they're.
Oh my fucking god, it annoys me when people mess these up.
Their: Possessive. Their cookies were good.
There: Place. Go from here to there.
They're: Contraction. They're stupid, like the readers. Readers, you're stupid. No, not your stupid. You're stupid. Which takes us to our next subject...
You're and your. You're is a contraction; you are. Your is possessive. Your cookies are good. Yum.
Also, other things...Knight and night. You would think people would know the difference...But no. Figure it out.
Know and no. GODDAMMIT EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS AN IDIOT.
Also, to, too and two. Two is a number. Too means also. To is...Any other time you need to use that word.
Example:
Ed walked to Winry's house. "Hello, Winry," he said. "I'm going to Central to visit Gracia and Elicia. They're still living there."
"Oh. Okay. Can I come, too? I want to see the two of them again."
"Sure. We're leaving soon."
"I know."
"No, you don't."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, Mird, what’s the big idea? This is the shittiest piece of fanfikshun you've ever written," Ed said, giving Mird the finger. Mird shielded her eyes because sunlight was reflecting on the metal AND IT SPARKLED JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN, LOLZ!
The End.
If you have any questions, buy a dictionary. I don't teach idiots.
Bye for now! By for now! Buy for now!
-theretard5892
PS- Read this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5181773/1/Goodbye_Archer
I challenged her to write it and promised that I'd advertise. SO THERE YA GO.
And, if you're short on ideas...Tell me, and I'll challenge you to write something too, and advertise. It's fun thinking of challenges...If that's what they're even called. -__-
By theretard5892
Chapter Eight: Homophones
You guys are all idiots.
All of you.
If you can skip this chapter because you already know it, then you aren't an idiot. But, still review, okay? Thanks.
We'll start off with the most irritating one: Their, there, they're.
Oh my fucking god, it annoys me when people mess these up.
Their: Possessive. Their cookies were good.
There: Place. Go from here to there.
They're: Contraction. They're stupid, like the readers. Readers, you're stupid. No, not your stupid. You're stupid. Which takes us to our next subject...
You're and your. You're is a contraction; you are. Your is possessive. Your cookies are good. Yum.
Also, other things...Knight and night. You would think people would know the difference...But no. Figure it out.
Know and no. GODDAMMIT EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS AN IDIOT.
Also, to, too and two. Two is a number. Too means also. To is...Any other time you need to use that word.
Example:
Ed walked to Winry's house. "Hello, Winry," he said. "I'm going to Central to visit Gracia and Elicia. They're still living there."
"Oh. Okay. Can I come, too? I want to see the two of them again."
"Sure. We're leaving soon."
"I know."
"No, you don't."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, Mird, what’s the big idea? This is the shittiest piece of fanfikshun you've ever written," Ed said, giving Mird the finger. Mird shielded her eyes because sunlight was reflecting on the metal AND IT SPARKLED JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN, LOLZ!
The End.
If you have any questions, buy a dictionary. I don't teach idiots.
Bye for now! By for now! Buy for now!
-theretard5892
PS- Read this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5181773/1/Goodbye_Archer
I challenged her to write it and promised that I'd advertise. SO THERE YA GO.
And, if you're short on ideas...Tell me, and I'll challenge you to write something too, and advertise. It's fun thinking of challenges...If that's what they're even called. -__-
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