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By theretard5892

Chapter Five: Orbs

Welcome to the orb factory, where we create the orbs that you use daily!

Orbs have become such a popular product lately, so we have created all types of them for your use!

Our orbs come in 'mysterious crystal', 'shining golden', 'onyx', 'crimson' and an assortment of other colors.

Seeing as the orbs are so popular, we have decided to come out with a new line of similes to use as eyes in shitty fanfiction!

We believe that all our products should at least resemble eyes, so they will all be round.

For a sporty Mary Sue, we have basketballs, soccer balls and tennis balls!

For an intelligent Mary Sue, we have globes and that sphere on Mird's math homework a few weeks ago!

For those mysterious Mary Sues, we have the alluring shapes of planets, such as Pluto, Venus and Neptune!

Get yours today!