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By theretard5892

Chapter Nine: Fem!Ed

I have quite a few words to say on this subject.

If you're going to write fem!Ed MAKE IT HUMOR. I can't stress this enough; serious fem!Ed is just about as exciting as math class. No, it's LESS exciting, and that's saying something.

Ed being a girl since birth and hiding his gender...No. Just no. That doesn't work.

Ed getting a sex change operation because he's gay?

Even worse. (Actually, that would be pretty funny if the author was writing seriously and all the readers were just sitting there laughing their asses off...)

BUT I have seen some extremely hilarious fem!Ed...Basically, anything where there's an accidental alchemic mistake, and Ed becomes a girl...

So, if you're going to write some humorous fem!Ed...Here's some tips.

1) He must wear a bra, a skirt, and any other feminine clothes you can think of. Because Ed torture is really, really fun.

2) He must have his period. Oh god, the PAIN! The pain that boys will never, EVER understand! Force it upon him! MAKE HIM CRY. (Not really; crying Ed is unbelievably OOC, unless it involves the death of Al or shrinking)

3) Make him act like a girl. Girls minds work differently than boys, and even though he's a boy inside, his mind is different.

Make him an Edward Cullen fangirl.

Then laugh at his misery.

4) Fem!Ed does not justify Elricest, RoyEd, Edvy, HughesEd, HavocEd, etc. I know I said that his mind becomes that of a girl, so yes, he is allowed to drool over Mustang a little bit...But he must be thoroughly disgusted with himself afterwards.

Basically, make it funny. If you know of any good, humorous fem!Ed send it to me, because it is rare and should be treasured.

Bye for now!

-theretard5892