how 2 rite gud fanfikshun

By theretard5892

Chapter Sixteen: Crack

Alright, everyone. This is probably the hardest thing to teach. Why, you ask? Because there are no rules- or even basic guidelines- to writing crack.

See, crack doesn't come from your brain. And, of course, you are now expecting the oh-so-cliché 'it comes from your heart' line, but that would be lying, and I don't lie. Much.

Crack doesn't come from your brain OR you heart.

Crack comes from your ass.

Some examples of good crack:

-Any of my crackfics. (Advertising fail)

-Any and all of Muten Azuki's fanfics. They're all crack. I recommend 'The Darwin Awards'. *nods* A-yup.

-'Chains' by Ayumi Elric. Actually, it's a Death Note fanfic, but it's really good. And funny. And cracky and stuff...Yeah. Ya know. *shrugs*

-Anything in my favorites list with 'Mary Sue parody' written in the summary. Good stuff.

So, go read and learn, my dumbass students!

Bye for now!

-theretard5892

By the way, sorry for the short chapter. But there’s really not much to say.

Also, any suggestions for chapters that are submitted via review will be written. Eventually.